texashumor:

This is the day we have all been waiting for folks. Whataburger is going to sell their Fancy Ketchup, including the Spicy Ketchup at H-E-B.

“Whataburger is selling its brand of Fancy Ketchup, Spicy Ketchup and Original Mustard in 16- and 20-ounce bottles at H-E-B stores in Texas and Mexico.”
Via San Antonio Business Journal.


And surely they’ll be available to order on Amazon for us Tex-pats out here!

texashumor:

This is the day we have all been waiting for folks. Whataburger is going to sell their Fancy Ketchup, including the Spicy Ketchup at H-E-B.

“Whataburger is selling its brand of Fancy Ketchup, Spicy Ketchup and Original Mustard in 16- and 20-ounce bottles at H-E-B stores in Texas and Mexico.”

Via San Antonio Business Journal.

And surely they’ll be available to order on Amazon for us Tex-pats out here!

villagevoice:

We are so considerate, we provided both carnivores and vegetarians with cover stories this week:
Laugh if You Like, Texas, but New York is Now a BBQ Capital
—-
Dirt Candy’s Amanda Cohen Gets Down With Vegetables in the East Village

It’s cute, really. 

villagevoice:

We are so considerate, we provided both carnivores and vegetarians with cover stories this week:

Laugh if You Like, Texas, but New York is Now a BBQ Capital

—-

Dirt Candy’s Amanda Cohen Gets Down With Vegetables in the East Village

It’s cute, really. 

newsweek:

parislemon:

laughingsquid:

How to Identify Cowboy Hat Styles

Just in time for SXSW.

nwktumblr: most definitely going boss of the plains.

Pinch front’s where it’s at. 

newsweek:

parislemon:

laughingsquid:

How to Identify Cowboy Hat Styles

Just in time for SXSW.

nwktumblr: most definitely going boss of the plains.

Pinch front’s where it’s at. 

The Texas Wildflower Index — start your wormhole!

The Texas Wildflower Index — start your wormhole!

thefader:

FIONA APPLE ARRESTED IN TEXAS

ADVICE: don’t bring your hash to Sierra Blanca. #FREEFIONA

thefader:

FIONA APPLE ARRESTED IN TEXAS

ADVICE: don’t bring your hash to Sierra Blanca. #FREEFIONA

randwiches:

Our friend Chris Furniss tweeted that he loved skillet queso. We had to make it.

Next Level.

countryandwestern:

Merle Haggard - Wake Up

Mandatory Monday Morning Merle

Bikinis, Texas: Businessman Buys Bankersmith, Texas, Renames After Brand

huffingtonpost:

Doug Guller, Founder and CEO of ATX Brands, has announced plans to purchase the former ghost town of Bankersmith, Texas and rename it something (hopefully) much more appealing to the average tourist: Bikinis.

The town’s new moniker comes from Guller’s chain of Texas “breastaurants” with the same name. Guller purchased Bankersmith through Craiglist, and hopes to start throwing events in the town, located near Amarillo, by fall, according to a press release.

The town was first established in 1913, when the San Antonio, Fredericksburg and Northern Railroad laid tracks between Fredericksburg and Comfort. Though the town was never all that big, the population was reportedly hovering around the 20 person mark between 1949 and 1961, according to the town’s website.

Of the newly unincorporated town, Guller said in a press release: “Bikinis, TX will be a world class destination and I am thrilled to expand the Bikinis brand to include town ownership. There can’t be a better way to put Bikinis on the map…Literally.”

Just what the world needed.

togetherasalways:

Kay
“To Ann CoxBest wishes!Kay Bailey Hutchison”
Leading Ladies: American TrailblazersKay Bailey Hutchison2007 

Kay Bailey is too feisty for such a cold sign off as ‘best wishes.’ I call fraud.

togetherasalways:

Kay

“To Ann Cox
Best wishes!
Kay Bailey Hutchison”

Leading Ladies: American Trailblazers
Kay Bailey Hutchison
2007 

Kay Bailey is too feisty for such a cold sign off as ‘best wishes.’ I call fraud.

Helpful Phrasing

Jaybirds are used as the default analogy. They can apply to anything.

Formula:

“[Pronoun] [gradable adjective] than a jaybird…!”

As in:

“It’s hotter than a jaybird in here!”