You’ll need:
- Capri Sun Wholesome Drinks & Fruit Juices for Kids
- Vodka
- A Syringe
- Duct Tap
Taco Shells are perfect… perfect to stab the roof of your mouth.
— yours truly, mexicanfoodporn (via mexicanfoodporn)
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Social Power. If you know my friend Jess Holland, you know that she likes her some Whataburger. The burger spot is the best in Texas, especially at 2 AM - when in need of 100 taquitos for six friends (circa 2001). This shot of a DM Twitter response from Whataburger is what social is about for businesses - large and small. Jess is not only a valued customer, she is a socially popular one. This one gesture has already gone a long way. Jess was excited enough to fire out text messages and tweets about the attention received from this venerable Texas institution. And I was impressed enough to post it here for a different audience.
I don’t know how it happened, but somehow, Whataburger has a better Social Media operation than McDonald’s. This was just a great example.
All the more reason why I freaking love that place. I need my taquitos out east. Doubt they’d mail them though.
Value generosity.
What kind of Coke do y’all have?
— The right way.
I’m just going to go ahead and say that that’s me in Friday Night Lights, Season 1 Ep. 3. My high school played the mock “Dillon Panthers” team, which is actually the Pflugerville Panthers. They filmed our actual games for it. My team, the Rattlers, beat the Panthers on the show and IRL.
In case you’re wondering why Annie’s word is Gospel, here’s why.
rachelfershleiser asked: How can a nice Jewish girl from Brooklyn impress a Texan man?
EASY! Authenticity is oft rewarded among Texan men, but I would start here, here, and here just for good measure.
mdtepsic asked: you blast into outer space (mars, to be exact), you will be consuming TANG and food tubes for the rest of your life. what is your last meal before blast off?
EASY! All of the enchiladas you have with queso and guac to start and sweet iced tea with lime. Wash it down with some FLAN, thanks.
There’s nothing you can’t deep fry.
